Big Mouth (TV Series)
Everybody Bleeds (2017)
Jessi Klein: Jessi Glaser
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Quotes
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Jessi Glaser : Why do you smell so good?
Connie the Hormone Monstress : Because I don't use deodorant and I only take bubble baths.
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Shannon Glaser : Did you know that tampons are taxed as a luxury item? Yeah, it's a real luxury to stick a wad of cotton up your crotch.
Jessi Glaser : Could you please just tell me how to use a tampon?
Shannon Glaser : [Chuckles] Honey, you're not ready for tampons. Let's finish basic training before we go to Fallujah.
[Beat]
Shannon Glaser : Where we never should have been.
Jessi Glaser : I know, I know.
Shannon Glaser : Fucking Cheney.
Jessi Glaser : Mom, please.
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Shannon Glaser : You know, if men got their period...
Jessi Glaser : Mom!
Shannon Glaser : What? It'd be an Olympic sport. They'd give out medals for the heaviest flow.
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Andrew Glouberman : [Opens door to the ladies' restroom] Are you there, Jessi? It's me, Andrew.
Jessi Glaser : I get it, Andrew.
Andrew Glouberman : I was hoping you would.