Letterkenny (TV Series)

Bradley Is a Killer (2017)

Andrew Herr: Jonesy

Quotes 

• Jonesy : Fuck you, Shoresy!

  Shoresy : Fuck you, Jonesy. Your mom loves butt play like I love Haagen-Dazs. Let's get some fucking ice cream.

• Jonesy , Reilly : Greatest all round player in the history of the show, Mr. Hockey.

  Shoresy : Gretz is the best player in the history of the show. Give your balls a tug.

  Reilly : Gretz is the best.

  Jonesy : We didn't mean any disrespect to 99.

  Reilly : We said Gordie Howe was the best all-round player.

  Shoresy : Gretz holds or shares 61 records in the show, you piece of shit. Don't nickel and dime the Great One.

  Jonesy : But Mr. Hockey...

  Shoresy : Suck my Mr. Cocky, you fucking loser.

• Jonesy : Fuck you, Shoresy.

  Shoresy : Fuck you, Jonesy. Tell your mom I drained the bank account she set up for me. Top it up so I can get some fuckin' KFC.

• Reilly : Fuckin' Shoresy, buddy. I'm ready to pop.

  Jonesy : Already starting to snap-crackle, buddy.

  Reilly : We gotta get focused, buddy.

  Reilly , Jonesy : W's.