Johnny English Strikes Again (2018)
Rowan Atkinson: Johnny English
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Quotes
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Ophelia : I'm not sure I've ever met a man quite like you, Basil.
Johnny English : Let me clear up the uncertainty for you. You haven't.
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[Ophelia has Johnny at gunpoint as he sits on the edge of her boat]
Johnny English : If you wanted to kill me, you would've done so already. Until we meet again.
[He leans back and falls over the edge. There's a clang]
Johnny English : Ow!
[Ophelia walks to the edge and leans over, revealing that Johnny has landed on the lower deck of the boat]
Ophelia : That was sooner than expected.
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Bough : [Upon seeing him for first time] Sir! Wonderful to see you!
Johnny English : Yes, alright Bough, we're going on a mission, not a honeymoon.
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Pegasus : Now, transport. So, take any hybrid you want.
Johnny English : [pulls the dust cover off an Aston Martin] I'll take this one.
Pegasus : Oh, don't be ridiculous, English. This car's a relic. Drinks petrol, leaks oil and has no passive, let alone active, safety features.
Bough : You know what else it doesn't have, Sir? Satellite navigation or a single computer chip.
Johnny English : Making it completely invisible to a digital enemy.
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Johnny English : [a group of cyclists are cycling in front of the car, blocking the way] Arm the missile!
Bough : They are just cyclists, sir.
Johnny English : They are FRENCH cyclists, Bough, and they are obstructing Her Majesty's Secret Service.
[Johnny pushes the missile button]
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Johnny English : [after being asked his name] Basil. Basil... Golightly. And this is...
Bough : Colin.
Johnny English : [to Bough] I thought we were using fake names.
Bough : That is a fake name, sir.
Johnny English : Oh.
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Bough : Do you think we should get some petrol for the Aston, sir?
Johnny English : No. An Aston Martin is surprisingly economical, Bough.
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Johnny English : Oh, gosh, what a wonderful woman, Bough. Wonderful!
Bough : Right.
Johnny English : Charming, intelligent, lovely sense of humor. And obviously entirely innocent.
Bough : Although I broke into her room, and she does have three passports, sir: Romanian, Bulgarian, Russian, different name in each.
Johnny English : So she's been married to three different people. Not unusual in this day and age, Bough.
Bough : Oh, and I also found some garroting wire and two boxes of ammunition.
Johnny English : Well single woman traveling alone. You can't be too careful.
Bough : You don't think she might be a spy, sir?
Johnny English : A spy? I think I know what a spy looks like, Bough.
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Johnny English : And what does it shoot? Poison darts?
P : It... doesn't shoot anything. It's a phone. There's a Twitter handle, Instagram feed, and secure login for the department Uber account.
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Prime Minister : [after English shows her the birthday party video on driving student's phone] Can I just ask, what is wrong with you? The press is wetting itself, and the only person capable of saving us is the man you're accusing of high treason.
Johnny English : I was in the room myself when he gave the order, Prime Minister!
[stammers]
Johnny English : But, but, there was a... there was a... You know...
Prime Minister : Do you know what I was in the room with, English? Your file, which I've read in its entirety, and I have a few questions. Did you or did you not burn the Côte de Roc restaurant in Antibes to the ground?
Johnny English : [nervously] Um...
Prime Minister : And did you or did you not fire a guided missile at a peloton of French cyclists?
Johnny English : [stammers] W-Well...
Prime Minister : Before commandeering an open-top bus and tossing the tour guide off the top deck, and then assaulting an 82-year-old grandmother in a sandwich shop before battering the employee of said sandwich shop with two organic sourdough baguettes?
Johnny English : Uh, I don't remember...
Prime Minister : Do you have any idea how hard it is to be me?
[English shakes his head "no"]
Prime Minister : Hmm? Do you have even the foggiest notion of how virtually impossible it is to get anything done in the face of events and facts and voters and that tsunami of toss-pots we call the national press? Finally I get the chance to do something good for my country, and what happens? The universe sends me you. Well, do you know what I say? I say "up the universe's arse!"
[English and Bough look stunned]
Prime Minister : And do you know what else I say? You're fired. With immediate effect. Now get out! And make sure I never clap eyes on that imbecile ever again!
