- Alice Cooper: [knocking on locked bedroom door behind which black-wig lingerie-clad Betty is doing webcam modeling] Betty? What's going on in there? Why is the door locked?
- [knocks]
- Alice Cooper: You know how I feel about locked doors.
- Betty Cooper: [opens, wears terrycloth robe] Yeah. You're the one who likes to do the locking.
- Alice Cooper: I heard voices. Who were you talking to?
- Betty Cooper: [impatiently] Jughead. He had some questions about homework. Now can I finish getting dressed, please?
- [shoves door to close it]
- Alice Cooper: Well, I-
- [door is closed in her face]
- Veronica Lodge: [sees gift-wrapped parcel] Ooh la la! Is that for me?
- Hermione Lodge: It is. It's a confirmation present from the St. Clairs, of all people.
- Veronica Lodge: Why would they think they have the right to do that? After everything that we've done to them?
- Hermione Lodge: It's what families in our business do. Even when we're at war, we give gifts... to show respect. Or in this case, to try and make amends.
- Veronica Lodge: Well, whatever it is, feel free to burn or regift it.
- [turns to leave]
- Hermione Lodge: Veronica... Simone St. Clair called to follow up on this gift. She said that Archie paid Nick an unfriendly visit. Is that true?