- [prologue]
- Mother: Now boys, don't get into any trouble while mommy and daddy are gone. And don't make a mess.
- [mother and father leave]
- Nerdy Son 2: Do you like parties?
- Nerdy Son 1: Yeah.
- Nerdy Son 2: We could invite all our friends and have soda and pie!
- Nerdy Son 1: Yeah!
- Nerdy Son 1: I hope no bad people show up.
- [cut to the Beastie Boys yelling]
- Beastie Boys: you wake up late for school and you dont want to go you ask youre mom and she still says no.