Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Stop Saying Lice! (2017)

Noah Reid: Patrick Brewer

Quotes 

• Patrick Brewer : Are you wearing a shower cap?

  David Rose : I might be taking preventative measures. I can't afford to have the store infested with lice.

  Patrick Brewer : By wearing one of our hats that we now can't sell.

  Stevie Budd : He doesn't have lice, I already checked his head. I think the shower cap is more of a fashion statement at this point?

  Patrick Brewer : But just because you don't have them now doesn't mean you won't get it later or whatever?

  David Rose : It's almost as if you want me to get lice?

  Patrick Brewer : I don't want you to get the lice. I think you should be careful. You can crash at my place for the night.

  Stevie Budd : Can I crash at your place?

  Patrick Brewer : [laughing]