- Doug D'Mello: [about Priya's father] He liked me. I'm pretty sure he liked me... I mean, I'm not a good first impression guy. I'm more of a third and fourth impression kind of guy. I don't know. I kind of grow on you, you know? Like, like a nail fungus.
- Doug D'Mello: I don't see much enlightenment or healing around here.
- Priya Sehgal: What do you see when you look at Mumbai? Crime? Dirt?
- Doug D'Mello: No, actually, I don't see that. I can't really get past some of the smells that I'm getting.
- Priya Sehgal: But you're not seeing what is right in front of your eyes.
- Doug D'Mello: Well, that's because my eyes are watering, because of some of the scents that I'm picking up with my giant beak.