The Zombie Apocalypse in Apartment 14F (2019) Poster

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3/10
Two Losers Pondering Their Next Move
Uriah4325 September 2020
This film begins with two losers by the names of "Raymond" (Griffin Cork) and "Joey" (Ben Francis) going to an apartment complex to meet a drug dealer named "Brad" (Wesley Sellick) hoping that he will hire them as pushers. In an effort to demonstrate his wealth he brings out a bag of cocaine and allows the two of them to sample the merchandise. To further demonstrate his success he shows them a number of expensive items he has acquired to include a drone he uses to spy on the attractive prostitute one floor below him known simply as "Red" (Jolene Hexx). While in the process of showing them, however, he receives a phone call from an important client and subsequently leaves the controls to the drone to them while he goes to another room to conduct business. Naturally, being the losers they are they subsequently crash the drone near Red's balcony. Just before that, however, they glimpse what appears to be a room full of zombies attacking people in the room just below Red's apartment. Needless to say, Brad doesn't believe their story and attributes it to the cocaine they had just inhaled and is more concerned about his drone. So in an effort to retrieve it he slips and falls to his death on the main electrical power unit for the apartment complex. This leaves both Raymond and Joey alone in an apartment with no power and a bag full of cocaine to ponder what to do next. Now rather than reveal any more I will just say that this film started off rather well but proceeded to get quite dull after the first 20 minutes or so as a good portion of that time was filled with nothing but an inane dialogue between two very uninteresting people. To that extent, although I won't reveal the surprise ending I will just say that it was quite appropriate and came at just the right time.
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1/10
2 morons sitting and blabbering
thedarkestshadow-3278517 August 2020
Absolutely nothing happens in this "movie". Watching paint dry would be a better use of your time.
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1/10
Just plain nothing
ant36au21 July 2020
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Probably the most boring,pointless so called zombie movie in existence,a complete waste of my time and theirs.There are no zombies,Four characters who can't act to save themselves two of whom are complete idiots who spend the entire time doing drugs and talking rubbish,don't waste one second of your time on this
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Unbelievably Bad
richardfuller-9297326 May 2021
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This is not Robo-Monster, Plan 8 From Outer Space bad, this is somebody's idea of being satirical toward zombie movies and doesn't know how to be.

If you don't like religious movies, just imagine the two guys reading the Bible as they believe the city is overrun with zombies.

Same effect achieved by the "defiant drug use" while they believe zombies are ruling the world.

It's incredible somebody thought this was a worthwhile movie to put together, that it would be so intriguing for being stupid, in a Jackass way or something.

But none of that is here.

Not a 'so bad it's good' movie, this thing is awful.
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2/10
Get a job
nogodnomasters6 December 2019
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Two guys get stuck in a coke dealer's apartment with 15 kilos during a zombie apocalypse. Isolated, they don't know what is going on in the outside world. Their only link is a drone spying on the call-girl (Jolene Hexx) who lives in the apartment below them.

Two guys talking in an apartment for over an hour. They do a bunch of coke and go to sleep.

Guide: F-word, sex, nudity (Jolene Hexx)
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