Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)

Martin Starr: Mr. Harrington

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• Mr. Harrington : Did I tell you how my wife pretended to blip out? Turns out she ran off with a guy in her hiking group. We had a fake funeral for her and everything... Well the funeral was real. 'Cause we thought she was really dead.

• Mr. Dell : Earth, wind, fire, water. Oh, no. They joined forces like the Power Rangers.

  Mr. Harrington : You're thinking of Voltron.

  Mr. Dell : Who?

  Mr. Harrington : Voltron! You're thinking of Voltron!

• Mr. Harrington : What do you think it is?

  Mr. Dell : You know, being a man of science, witches.

• Mr. Harrington : Just making rounds, seeing if anyone needs any emotional counseling after today's traumatic events.

  Peter Parker : No we're okay. We're- we're fine. Thank you.

  Mr. Harrington : Great. 'Cause, I'm not- I'm not qualified.

• Brad Davis : Is no one else going to acknowledge how crazy this is?

  Mr. Dell : Yeah, I get it. There's been nothing scientific about this Science Tour at all.

  Brad Davis : No no no, I'm talking about Peter. Has no one else here noticed how shady he is? Because I saw him in the backroom of a rest stop with some woman in his underwear! And he's always sneaking away, like back at the Opera? Huh? And now what, he's suddenly off the trip? Like with his family in Berlin? Is no one else here interested in the truth?

  MJ : "The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world."

  Brad Davis : George Orwell. Thank you, MJ.

  MJ : Yeah, well, I mean since Peter's not really here to tell his truth, how about you, Brad? Why do you think it's cool to take pictures of people in the bathroom?

  Flash Thompson : Yeah, dude. What's that about?

  Brad Davis : [flustered]  N-no no, it wasn't like that. It was... I was trying to...

  Mr. Harrington : Yeah, let's just put all this craziness behind us and have a nice, peaceful afternoon. "Sounds great, Mr. Harrington." Said the class. Okay.

  Mr. Dell : [to Brad]  I'm gonna be the Cool Teacher right now. You gotta stop doing that, okay? It IS weird. No more photos in the bathroom, urinal, or stalls.