Silicon Valley (TV Series)

Hooli-Con (2017)

Kumail Nanjiani: Dinesh Chugtai

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• Richard Hendricks : So, I've got one Pineapple left. Now, I've rigged some batteries on top of it, because we're gonna have to go mobile.

  Dinesh Chugtai : Oh.

  Richard Hendricks : We have to try. Okay, I'm going to put this in your backpack.

  Dinesh Chugtai : Oh no.

  Richard Hendricks : No, it's fine.

  Dinesh Chugtai : I don't want it. I don't want it.

  Richard Hendricks : Dinesh, it's fine. And you, you're gonna hold this kill switch, and then you're gonna walk into the most densely populated area you can find. All right? If you see the security coming, remember, you press that button and, poof, you're gone. Yeah?

  Dinesh Chugtai : Okay. I'll get as many of those motherfuckers as I can.

  Richard Hendricks : We'll be rewarded in the end.

• Dinesh Chugtai : You're not seriously thinking of going to Tibet?

  Bertram Gilfoyle : You're broke. How the fuck are you gonna pay for that?

  Erlich Bachman : That's where you come in, my great friends. I figured we might pass the hat? Just give whatever you are comfortable with.

  Jian Yang : I'll pay for it, whatever it costs.

  Erlich Bachman : Well, it seems the smallest of us has the biggest heart. Thank you, young Jinathon. Business class?

  Jian Yang : Premium economy. You fly one way.

  Dinesh Chugtai : Don't you need a visa to go to China?

  Jian Yang : Yes. I can call my uncle in Beijing. He's very corrupt.

  Erlich Bachman : That sounded... ominous, but, gents, it's as I was saying: Where there's a will, there's a way... just not for you guys.

• Dinesh Chugtai : It's so great to see you, Mia.

  Mia : How's Pakistan?

  Dinesh Chugtai : It's so great. I was there for a while, and as I said before, I have to go back there right after this for an extended period of time. Anyway, how's all this stuff going? You must be, like, dying of boredom.