Silicon Valley (TV Series)

Hooli-Con (2017)

T.J. Miller: Erlich Bachman

Quotes 

• Dinesh Chugtai : You're not seriously thinking of going to Tibet?

  Bertram Gilfoyle : You're broke. How the fuck are you gonna pay for that?

  Erlich Bachman : That's where you come in, my great friends. I figured we might pass the hat? Just give whatever you are comfortable with.

  Jian Yang : I'll pay for it, whatever it costs.

  Erlich Bachman : Well, it seems the smallest of us has the biggest heart. Thank you, young Jinathon. Business class?

  Jian Yang : Premium economy. You fly one way.

  Dinesh Chugtai : Don't you need a visa to go to China?

  Jian Yang : Yes. I can call my uncle in Beijing. He's very corrupt.

  Erlich Bachman : That sounded... ominous, but, gents, it's as I was saying: Where there's a will, there's a way... just not for you guys.

• Erlich Bachman : The truth is, we've tried and tried. Every time we've gotten a whiff of success, a giant pelican by the name of Fate takes a four-and-a-half-pound shit right on top of us. There are people who are destined for greatness and people who are not.