- Joe: [the Grim Reaper is standing in front of the car] Damn, I didn't expect to see him for a long time.
- Jonathan: Okay, we really are having a party.
- Tiffany: I know, I knew you were just kidding. What time should I be here?
- Jonathan: Oh, it's not here.
- Tiffany: No?
- Jonathan: Nope, it's at Lake Derrick.
- Gabriella: What?
- Jonathan: Yep.
- Dino: Bingo.
- Gabriella: Where the people got killed making out?
- Jonathan: Yep.
- Gabriella: Are you crazy?
- Tiffany: Oh my God, this is going to be so much fun.
- Gabriella: Tell that to the people that killed there. It's not fun.
- Madea: That girl back there, her mama Debrah gonna let her go down to Lake Derrick for a party.
- Aunt Bam: Mabel!
- Madea: Yes!
- Hattie: Down there where them children died?
- Madea: All them people got killed. She's gonna let her go down there for some party.
- Hattie: Well what the hell they going down there for?
- Madea: I just said a party, a Halloween party, Hattie!
- Aunt Bam: Why do these children insist on playing around with the devil these days?
- Madea: You tell me, honey, you tell me.
- Tiffany: I have reception! I have reception, I can make a call!
- Gabriella: Who're you gonna call?
- Tiffany: I'm gonna call the police.
- Jonathan: No! We don't want to get in trouble again!
- Tiffany: Okay, I'll call my mom, she'll know what to do.
- Gabriella: You're worried about getting into trouble when we're about to die?
- Jonathan: Yeah!
- Madea: [to the Grim Reaper] Where your eyes?
- [reaches her hand into the black void and sees her hand disappear]
- Dino: You're the reason we can't have a Halloween party here anymore.
- Tiffany: What?
- Jonathan: You're the reason we can't have a Halloween party here anymore.
- Tiffany: Why not? Because of me?
- Dino: No, 'cuz of global warming, YES because of you.
- Jonathan: It's because of your dad and his old gangster friends.
- Victor: Wait, 14 murders?
- Brian: 14 murders. This makes me so angry!
- Victor: I don't like being lied to. This is not like Gabriella.
- Brian: Well it's definitely like Tiffany, she lies all the time. WHY would they want to go to a party where people have been murdered?
- Victor: Even though the killer's been caught, this is still unsettling.
- Brian: Yeah, paragraph two. Two brothers, the brothers were *never* caught, so they don't know what's going on up there!
- Brian: Look, let me read it, here. It says "In 1976, crime scene investigators were baffled by the murders at Lake Derrick. Authorities believe that the two men died in the vast wilderness surrounding the lake, but locals in the small town, they take another view. "I believe they're still up there," says Ray Jones. The Connor brothers, Jimmy Wayne Connor, and Bobby Joe Connor, were never apprehended."
- Tiffany: So tell me what happened here.
- Jonathan: You mean with the deaths?
- Tiffany: Yeah.
- Gabriella: We are not going to start talking about this. No!
- Jonathan: Let's just say a couple kids came out here who shouldn't have been out here. They were trespassing.
- Gabriella: Kind of like *we* are?
- Dino: Yes.
- Jonathan: Legend has it they were out here and Derrick saw them having sex in the car and started picking them off one by one. And now that's the fun part, trying to make it to the next day.
- Dino: You hear that? How much fun they're having out there that we're not?
- Gabriella: No, that sounds like little kids.
- Dino: [looks out the tent] The hell?
- Gabriella: What is it?
- [sees two little girls playing by a tree laughing]
- Dino: Think I'm tripping out. You hear that? Definitely tripping.
- Gabriella: Yeah I hear that, it sounds like the... oh my gosh, do you think those are Derrick's daughters?
- Debrah: [on phone] Hello?
- Tiffany: Hello? Mom? Mom!
- Debrah: You having a good time?
- Tiffany: No! You need to come get us!
- Debrah: What's going on?
- Tiffany: There's something happening. There's a guy with a chainsaw.
- Debrah: What?
- Tiffany: I don't know!
- Gabriella: There's ghosts.
- Debrah: Where are you?
- Tiffany: I don't know! I'm in the woods, someone's trying to kill us!
- Debrah: Where? Where are you?
- Tiffany: I don't know!
- Debrah: Stay on the line!
- Tiffany: Hello? Hello? The call dropped!
- Tiffany: Guys, we can make a run for my car!
- Dino: Yes!
- Madea: Girl, how the hell all of us gonna fit in a damn Mini Cooper?
- Tiffany: Well I was hoping that you'd stay here and we'd go for help.
- Leah: Yes.
- Madea: You know what? That's what we gonna do. We that damn stupid, we gonna stay here and let you go get in the car and leave. Y'all need some help.
- Madea: [Joe's driving her car at 2 mph with a flat tire] Pull over, Joe, you're driving too damn fast!
- Madea: Well honey, a car is a nice gift even if she got it for free.
- Brian: No, it's not.
- Hattie: Why?
- Brian: Well for one thing, she can't drive.
- Aunt Bam: Duh, Brian, YOU supposed to TEACH her to drive.
- Brian: I TRIED to teach her! I was trying to teach her to parallel park, she backed into a tree!
- Hattie: Why she do that?
- Brian: I said 'Why did you do that?', she said 'I didn't hear the beep'.
- Aunt Bam: Oh!
- [nods]
- Madea: What you mean 'oh'?
- Aunt Bam: Madea, the new cars nowdays beep when you back up, honey, you don't know about having a good car.