Boo 2! A Madea Halloween (2017)

Diamond White: Tiffany

Photos 

Quotes 

• Jonathan : Okay, we really are having a party.

  Tiffany : I know, I knew you were just kidding. What time should I be here?

  Jonathan : Oh, it's not here.

  Tiffany : No?

  Jonathan : Nope, it's at Lake Derrick.

  Gabriella : What?

  Jonathan : Yep.

  Dino : Bingo.

  Gabriella : Where the people got killed making out?

  Jonathan : Yep.

  Gabriella : Are you crazy?

  Tiffany : Oh my God, this is going to be so much fun.

  Gabriella : Tell that to the people that killed there. It's not fun.

• Tiffany : I have reception! I have reception, I can make a call!

  Gabriella : Who're you gonna call?

  Tiffany : I'm gonna call the police.

  Jonathan : No! We don't want to get in trouble again!

  Tiffany : Okay, I'll call my mom, she'll know what to do.

  Gabriella : You're worried about getting into trouble when we're about to die?

  Jonathan : Yeah!

• Dino : Whoa, whoa, I ain't the father.

  Tiffany : I'm here to see Jonathan.

  Dino : He ain't the father either.

• Gabriella : I hate all this lying.

  Tiffany : Okay, who are we lying to?

  Gabriella : Your dad! My crazy dad!

  Tiffany : We didn't lie, we just didn't tell them the whole story.

  Gabriella : Okay, explain what the difference is.

  Tiffany : The difference is I didn't tell him the whole story.

• Dino : You're the reason we can't have a Halloween party here anymore.

  Tiffany : What?

  Jonathan : You're the reason we can't have a Halloween party here anymore.

  Tiffany : Why not? Because of me?

  Dino : No, 'cuz of global warming, YES because of you.

  Jonathan : It's because of your dad and his old gangster friends.

• Tiffany : So tell me what happened here.

  Jonathan : You mean with the deaths?

  Tiffany : Yeah.

  Gabriella : We are not going to start talking about this. No!

  Jonathan : Let's just say a couple kids came out here who shouldn't have been out here. They were trespassing.

  Gabriella : Kind of like *we* are?

  Dino : Yes.

  Jonathan : Legend has it they were out here and Derrick saw them having sex in the car and started picking them off one by one. And now that's the fun part, trying to make it to the next day.

• Debrah : [on phone]  Hello?

  Tiffany : Hello? Mom? Mom!

  Debrah : You having a good time?

  Tiffany : No! You need to come get us!

  Debrah : What's going on?

  Tiffany : There's something happening. There's a guy with a chainsaw.

  Debrah : What?

  Tiffany : I don't know!

  Gabriella : There's ghosts.

  Debrah : Where are you?

  Tiffany : I don't know! I'm in the woods, someone's trying to kill us!

  Debrah : Where? Where are you?

  Tiffany : I don't know!

  Debrah : Stay on the line!

  Tiffany : Hello? Hello? The call dropped!

• Tiffany : Guys, we can make a run for my car!

  Dino : Yes!

  Madea : Girl, how the hell all of us gonna fit in a damn Mini Cooper?

  Tiffany : Well I was hoping that you'd stay here and we'd go for help.

  Leah : Yes.

  Madea : You know what? That's what we gonna do. We that damn stupid, we gonna stay here and let you go get in the car and leave. Y'all need some help.

• Tiffany : Dino...

  Dino : No Dino here, I'm uh, security of this here fraterni-tay. Check out these toasters.

  [flexes biceps] 

  Dino : Make bread; heat 'em up!