Boo 2! A Madea Halloween (2017)

Cassi Davis: Aunt Bam

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Quotes 

• Aunt Bam : Mabel, I got to tink, I need to tinkle, I need to teet-teet... Mabel, I gotta pee!

  Madea : Bam, tinkling is for little people. Pissing is for big ass people like us!

• Joe : [Hattie's bumping and grinding]  Watch, her knee gonna go out from under her in a minute.

  [Hattie's knees lock and she falls on the floor] 

  Aunt Bam : Joe, how did you know her knee was gonna lock up?

  [Joe grins and chuckles] 

  Aunt Bam : Joe, that's disgusting.

  Joe : That's how I know.

• Madea : That girl back there, her mama Debrah gonna let her go down to Lake Derrick for a party.

  Aunt Bam : Mabel!

  Madea : Yes!

  Hattie : Down there where them children died?

  Madea : All them people got killed. She's gonna let her go down there for some party.

  Hattie : Well what the hell they going down there for?

  Madea : I just said a party, a Halloween party, Hattie!

  Aunt Bam : Why do these children insist on playing around with the devil these days?

  Madea : You tell me, honey, you tell me.

• Aunt Bam : [about Brian]  He's the ghost whisperer.

• Aunt Bam : Joe, you gotta go help your sister.

  Joe : I don't like that dude!

• Madea : [sees the Connors brothers dragging Joe off]  Well, he dead now, we'll look for him in the daylight.

  Aunt Bam : Mabel, if he dead now what is there to look for in the daylight?

  Madea : You know you' right, when you're dead it don't matter, we'll let Jesus find him when He come, praise Him!

• Leah : [runs up to the car]  Help!

  Joe : What the hell?

  Madea : Girl I about punched the hell outta you!

  Leah : They're trying to kill me!

  Madea : This that girl from the party.

  Aunt Bam : Don't open that door.

  Leah : They're trying to kill me!

  Joe : Who trying to kill you?

  Leah : Derrick!

• Madea : Well honey, a car is a nice gift even if she got it for free.

  Brian : No, it's not.

  Hattie : Why?

  Brian : Well for one thing, she can't drive.

  Aunt Bam : Duh, Brian, YOU supposed to TEACH her to drive.

  Brian : I TRIED to teach her! I was trying to teach her to parallel park, she backed into a tree!

  Hattie : Why she do that?

  Brian : I said 'Why did you do that?', she said 'I didn't hear the beep'.

  Aunt Bam : Oh!

  [nods] 

  Madea : What you mean 'oh'?

  Aunt Bam : Madea, the new cars nowdays beep when you back up, honey, you don't know about having a good car.