GLOW (TV Series)

Live Studio Audience (2017)

Kate Nash: Rhonda Richardson

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Quotes 

• Tammé Dawson : Hot damn, I made the list!

  Melanie Rosen : Everyone made the list, Tammé. It's a lineup.

  Tammé Dawson : [noticing she's teaming up with Cherry against Dawn and Stacey]  Our names are together, fighting the Beatdown Biddies. I guess that means we're a team now.

  Cherry Bang : I wonder why.

  Rhonda Richardson : Oh, mine has got a star next to it. 'Cause I'm bright, like a star.

  Carmen Wade : I think that means you're supposed to win the match.

  Rhonda Richardson : Oh, so, um, I'm a star and a winner.

  Melanie Rosen : Oh, yep.

  [the ladies leave while Ruth and Debbie look at the lineup] 

  Ruth Wilder : Well, guess it's official.

  Debbie Eagan : Yeah. They spelled your name wrong.

• Rhonda Richardson : [looking through the drawers]  Do you have any suspenders or, like, a bow tie, or something?

  Sam Sylvia : Could, could you stop ransacking my drawers, please?

  Rhonda Richardson : I'm working on my costume, okay? Plaits, glasses, braces, and a bow tie?

  Sam Sylvia : You're gonna look like that asshole in AC/DC.

  [pause] 

  Rhonda Richardson : You're nervous about the match tomorrow.

  Sam Sylvia : Yeah, I'm nervous. I don't wanna talk about it.

  Rhonda Richardson : Okay.

  [Rhonda turns around and walks away] 

  Sam Sylvia : Wait. Where are you going?

  [Rhonda brings out a videotape] 

  Rhonda Richardson : The good luck present i made you.

  Sam Sylvia : What is that?

  Rhonda Richardson : It's a video. Of me.

  Sam Sylvia : Oh, yeah?

  Rhonda Richardson : Shall I put it on?

  Sam Sylvia : Yeah, absolutely.

  [Rhonda inserts the tape in the VCR and plays her rap video] 

  Sam Sylvia : Are you rapping?

  Rhonda Richardson : Um... I'm speak-singing. Like Rex Harrison in My Fair Lady.

  Sam Sylvia : How did you shoot this?

  Rhonda Richardson : Oh, on the video camera I found in my locker.

  Sam Sylvia : My video camera... was in your locker? Why didn't you tell me about this?

  Rhonda Richardson : Because I wanted to surprise you.

• Rhonda Richardson : [rapping]  GLOW, GLOW, that's the name. Women's wrestling is our game. If we play rough, please don't blame us. Our style is wild, and you know you can't tame us.

  Rhonda Richardson : [rapping]  I'm Britannica from the UK, that's probably why I talk this way. I wear these glasses on my eyes, one day I'll win the Nobel Prize.

• Sam Sylvia : Hey.

  Rhonda Richardson : Hey. Can I get a little kiss for luck?

  Sam Sylvia : You're not gonna need luck. I scripted the match so you'll win.

  [Sam kisses Rhonda, then Justine appears] 

  Justine Biagi : Did you ask her about your camera?

  Sam Sylvia : What?

  Justine Biagi : Your camera. It's in her locker. We all saw it.

  Sam Sylvia : Just go get ready. Now.

  [Justine walks away] 

  Sam Sylvia : What did you do to her? Why is she trying to frame you?

  Rhonda Richardson : She's jealous, all right? She's just got a crush on you. Oh, my God. Think about it, okay? Brilliant director. She's seen every one of your films. She swoons every time you walk in a room.

  Sam Sylvia : Okay, all right. So, so, what am I supposed to do about that?

  Rhonda Richardson : Be kind and generous to her, like you are with everyone.

• Ruth Wilder : [Russian accent]  In... In... In Soviet Union, we don't celebrate your all nice American Thanksgiving. We celebrate the feast of Lenin, where we just be... thanking the rats for not eating us.

  [Rhonda grabs the microphone] 

  Rhonda Richardson : [rapping]  GLOW, GLOW, that's the name. Women's wrestling is our game. If we play rough, please don't blame us. Our style is wild, and you know you can't tame us. GLOW, GLOW, that's the name. Women's wrestling is our game. If we play rough, please don't blame us. Our style is wild, and you know you can't tame us.

  [Rhonda and Ruth get the other ladies to rap and dance with them in the ring]