GLOW (TV Series)

Live Studio Audience (2017)

Bashir Salahuddin: Keith Bang

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Quotes 

• Cherry Bang : Man, that Debbie. You can't tell that girl anything.

  [Keith clears his throat, revealing his striped shirt] 

  Cherry Bang : You going to a costume party?

  Keith : Oh, that, uh, producer guy stopped by this afternoon. He said he heard I was available. Meet your new ref.

  Cherry Bang : What?

  Keith : Yeah.

  [Cherry runs and hugs Keith] 

  Keith : I'mma call every match for you.

  Cherry Bang : I only have one, and it's a tag-team match. I don't even get my own damn fight.

  Keith : So, so, so? You will shine, no matter how many people are in that ring, okay? Just, uh, you know, add a little extra something-something.

  Cherry Bang : A little something?

  Keith : Yeah, like a little...

  [does some dodging moves] 

  Cherry Bang : Like a little...

  [imitates Keith] 

  Cherry Bang : Like this?

  Keith : Yeah. A little...

  Cherry Bang : A sprinkle like this?

  [Keith grabs Cherry and drops her on the bed] 

  Keith : I'mma come in, like, 'One! Two! Three! Out!'

  Cherry Bang : We do not say, 'Out'!

  Keith : You sure?

• Sam Sylvia : All right, let's do this. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the first ever match of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.

  [crowd applauds faintly] 

  Bash : Brought to you by Patio Town!

  Sam Sylvia : All right. Pace yourselves. All right, first match. Battle of the Beasts. From the icy wastelands of the frozen north where she rapes, pillages, but mostly rapes, please boo for Vicky the Viking!

  [Reggie approaches the ring while Sheila plays 'Theme of Exodus' on the keyboard] 

  Sam Sylvia : Oh, okay. And now... from the cloud-crowned heights of the Andes known by the ancient Incas to be the palace of the gods, put your hands together for Machu Picchu!

  [Sheila plays 'Theme of Exodus' on the keyboard] 

  Sam Sylvia : Is that the only song you know?

  Sheila the She-Wolf : It is.

  [Carmen approaches the ring] 

  Glen Klitnick : I like her. She's very winning.

  Bash : Great choice of words.

  Sam Sylvia : Here she is... Machu Picchu.

  [Carmen stops outside the ring, sweating profusely as she looks at the crowd] 

  Reggie Walsh : Carmen, get in the ring.

  Carmen Wade : I can't. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

  [Carmen walks out of the gym] 

  Glen Klitnick : Is she all right? Is this part of the gag?

  Bash : Uh, you know, I'm not sure. I'm gonna go check it out.

  Keith : The Viking wins! Yeah, all right.

• Sam Sylvia : As my Aunt Jeanette used to say: 'This nursing home is a waiting room of hell.' And these two old bats are straight out of it. Clack your dentures together for Ethel and Edna, the Beatdown Biddies.

  [Dawn and Stacey approach the ring wearing Ku Klux Klan outfits] 

  Dawn Rivecca , Stacey Beswick : White Power! White Power!

  Dawn Rivecca : Segregation forever!

  Sam Sylvia : What the fuck is happening?

  Keith : Unh-unh. No. That's not appropriate. That's not right. You can't come in there with that on. Come in here wearing sheets?

  Sam Sylvia : Ladies and gentlemen, this is some inappropriate social satire. I don't know what to say.

  [Cherry and Tammé approach the ring] 

  Cherry Bang : Someone needs to teach these Casper-looking racist idiots a lesson.

  Tammé Dawson : Yeah, I might be a Welfare Queen, but I don't tolerate no bigots!

  [Tammé slides in the ring, chasing Dawn and Stacey] 

  Keith : Save it for the match. Come on. Save it.

• Sam Sylvia : All right, well, this is definitely not a match for children. Or may... Or maybe it is. Maybe you're... You're really never too young to know about this country's racial history.

  Keith : You guys got somebody over here for me?

  Stacey Beswick : Come at me! Come at me!

  Keith : Over here, who we got? All right. Let's go.

  [Cherry puts Stacey in a headlock, but Stacey punches her in the stomach and trips her before smothering her with her outfit] 

  Sam Sylvia : Ho ho! Ref, that's not legal. Get in there.

  [Keith breaks the hold before Cherry gets up] 

  Cherry Bang : I got this. Let's go, cracker.

  [Cherry kicks Stacey] 

  Sam Sylvia : Oh, this isn't as awful as I thought. Looks like the blacks have the upper hand. Helter Skelter, here we come.

  [Cherry tags in Tammé] 

  Sam Sylvia : Not looking good for the white supremacists

  [Tammé grabs Stacey and puts her in an airplane spin before dropping her. She then chases after her before ripping her white sheet and pulling off her mask. Stacey runs out of the ring] 

  Stacey Beswick : We weren't supposed to show our faces!

  [Dawn and Stacey run off] 

  Keith : Oh, we got some winners. Let's go, ladies. Welfare Queen and Junkchain!

  [crowd cheers for Cherry and Tammé] 

  Sam Sylvia : All right, it looks like the Black Panthers, or whatever they're supposed to be, have won. Justice has been served. Jesse Jackson will be our next President.

• Sam Sylvia : Oh! A dirty move by a dirty Russian. Zoya is a dirty, dirty girl.

  [Ruth clotheslines Debbie then stomps on her] 

  Ruth Wilder : Stalin!

  [crowd boos Ruth] 

  Ruth Wilder : You boo?

  [Ruth continues to beat up Debbie] 

  Ruth Wilder : [Russian accent]  So sad. So sad, Miss America! Get up! Come with me.

  [Ruth slams Debbie's head on the turnbuckle before spearing her] 

  Sam Sylvia : Is it over for the American dream? Is this bye-bye Miss American Pie?

  Ruth Wilder : [Russian accent]  No one can defeat Soviet Union!

  Keith : Hey! You guys are doing great! Do you know what happens next? 'Cause I don't!

  Ruth Wilder : Da.

  Keith : Okay, go ahead. All right.

  Debbie Eagan : [Southern accent]  Please. Don't... I surrender. Let's talk this out like adults.

  Ruth Wilder : [Russian accent]  What's that, princess?

  Debbie Eagan : Come here.

  [Debbie grabs Ruth and slams her to the turnbuckle, punching and kicking her] 

  Debbie Eagan : [Southern accent]  One quick question: How do you spell freedom? U-S-A!

  [Debbie runs to the ropes and clotheslines Ruth. She throws Ruth toward the turnbuckle and charges toward her, but Ruth lifts herself out of the way] 

  Ruth Wilder : [Russian accent]  USA dies! Woo!

  [Ruth charges toward Debbie, but Debbie hits her in the face with her elbow before climbing the second rope. She is about to jump when she suddenly sees Mark in the crowd] 

  Ruth Wilder : [Russian accent]  Stupid American Barbie! You think elbow to face will stop me?

  [a distraught Debbie walks out of the ring to follow Mark toward the locker room] 

  Ruth Wilder : [Russian accent]  Classic American! You run away! Bye-bye!