GLOW (TV Series)

Live Studio Audience (2017)

Kimmy Gatewood: Stacey Beswick

Quotes 

• Stacey Beswick : You okay?

  Dawn Rivecca : Yeah, I'm just trying to remember where I was when Martin Luther King got murdered.

  Stacey Beswick : Oh, God, Dawn.

  Dawn Rivecca : I'm uncomfortable. What if people freak out? What if they put us on a watch list? What if Bill Cosby gets mad at us?

  Stacey Beswick : Will you relax? They're not gonna know it's us. That's, that's why they wore these things in the first place.

  Dawn Rivecca : What if they recognize our shoes?

  Stacey Beswick : They won't. Look, it's not racist if the black girls came up with the idea, right?

  Dawn Rivecca : Right. Yes. It was their idea. So, it's not us. It's them.

  [pause] 

  Stacey Beswick : Ready?

  Dawn Rivecca : Ready.

  [Dawn and Stacey put on their white masks] 

  Stacey Beswick : Oh, goddamnit.

• Sam Sylvia : As my Aunt Jeanette used to say: 'This nursing home is a waiting room of hell.' And these two old bats are straight out of it. Clack your dentures together for Ethel and Edna, the Beatdown Biddies.

  [Dawn and Stacey approach the ring wearing Ku Klux Klan outfits] 

  Dawn Rivecca , Stacey Beswick : White Power! White Power!

  Dawn Rivecca : Segregation forever!

  Sam Sylvia : What the fuck is happening?

  Keith : Unh-unh. No. That's not appropriate. That's not right. You can't come in there with that on. Come in here wearing sheets?

  Sam Sylvia : Ladies and gentlemen, this is some inappropriate social satire. I don't know what to say.

  [Cherry and Tammé approach the ring] 

  Cherry Bang : Someone needs to teach these Casper-looking racist idiots a lesson.

  Tammé Dawson : Yeah, I might be a Welfare Queen, but I don't tolerate no bigots!

  [Tammé slides in the ring, chasing Dawn and Stacey] 

  Keith : Save it for the match. Come on. Save it.

• Sam Sylvia : All right, well, this is definitely not a match for children. Or may... Or maybe it is. Maybe you're... You're really never too young to know about this country's racial history.

  Keith : You guys got somebody over here for me?

  Stacey Beswick : Come at me! Come at me!

  Keith : Over here, who we got? All right. Let's go.

  [Cherry puts Stacey in a headlock, but Stacey punches her in the stomach and trips her before smothering her with her outfit] 

  Sam Sylvia : Ho ho! Ref, that's not legal. Get in there.

  [Keith breaks the hold before Cherry gets up] 

  Cherry Bang : I got this. Let's go, cracker.

  [Cherry kicks Stacey] 

  Sam Sylvia : Oh, this isn't as awful as I thought. Looks like the blacks have the upper hand. Helter Skelter, here we come.

  [Cherry tags in Tammé] 

  Sam Sylvia : Not looking good for the white supremacists

  [Tammé grabs Stacey and puts her in an airplane spin before dropping her. She then chases after her before ripping her white sheet and pulling off her mask. Stacey runs out of the ring] 

  Stacey Beswick : We weren't supposed to show our faces!

  [Dawn and Stacey run off] 

  Keith : Oh, we got some winners. Let's go, ladies. Welfare Queen and Junkchain!

  [crowd cheers for Cherry and Tammé] 

  Sam Sylvia : All right, it looks like the Black Panthers, or whatever they're supposed to be, have won. Justice has been served. Jesse Jackson will be our next President.