- Jack Birdbath: I want 400 grand in that account by the end of the day, or I tell a really interesting campfire story tonight about something I heard in the bathroom one time. Well, you won't enjoy your S'mores very much after that. Jerk.
- Jack Birdbath: [campfire story time] Probably won't believe it, though it's a true story. True story. This guy here, you're not gonna believe this...
- [tension bulids]
- Jack Birdbath: This guys and his dad still seem to get along. How about that? Families who still like each other. It's rare. Look at the way he looks at his father. It's nice to see.
- Peter Icabod: Why am I most suited to tell a scary tale?
- Tom Tavner: I don't know, you just have a kind of a headless kind of vibe.