GLOW (TV Series)

Debbie Does Something (2017)

Christopher Lowell: Bash Howard

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• [Sam shows Glen Klitnick some storyboards of GLOW] 

  Sam Sylvia : So it's, it's, it's deeper than that, really. Okay? They're gonna be wrestling with their own female stereotypes, metaphorically. Do you understand? And I think that's something that's really gonna resonate with female audiences. And guys... Well, guys, let's be honest. They're gonna watch because girls wrestling is fucking hot.

  Bash : [giggles]  Sure, sure. Though, though Glen's Saturday morning programming primarily targets kids.

  Sam Sylvia : Hot and family friendly, Glen. Porn you can watch with your kids. Finally.

  [pause, then Glen laughs] 

  Glen Klitnick : Well, I have to say this is all very strong. Strong concept. Strong timeslot. I feel like we could be making something very special. Providing... we find the right sponsor.

  Bash : Sure.

  Sam Sylvia : Wait, aren't you the sponsor?

  Bash : Uh, Sam, I'm the producer. Heh. Sponsor pays for airtime. How we doing with that, Glen?

  Glen Klitnick : Well, we have a great lead. Booming local business looking to expand their profile throughout the region. Patio Town.

  Sam Sylvia : You mean, like, bird baths and shit?

  Glen Klitnick : Yeah. Bird baths, furniture, custom fire pits, you know. They're the number two purveyor of indoor/outdoor lifestyle in Southern California.

  Sam Sylvia : Wow.

  Bash : What can we do, Glen?

  Glen Klitnick : They have a brand-new location in Calabasas. Grand opening this Friday, the owner will be there. We thought it might be a wonderful opportunity for a little meet and greet. Bring a couple of the girls, you know. That zippy Ruth girl. Nail this puppy down.

  Bash : We're gonna nail this puppy down so hard, it'll think it's been crucified, huh?

• [Patrick prepares the ribbon-cutting ceremony with Rhonda] 

  Patrick O'Towne : This is my favorite part. Calabasas homeowners, are you ready to save?

  [total silence from the crowd] 

  Patrick O'Towne : I can't hear you.

  [still total silence, as Patrick prepares to cut the ribbon] 

  Ruth Wilder : [Russian accent]  Nyet! Nyet! Stop this disgrace! Patio Town...

  [spits on the ground] 

  Ruth Wilder : ... is disgusting. Capitalism at its worst. So much quality. So much choices. One store, 50 different types of chair. In Soviet Union, we have one chair. We take turns to sit in him. You miss your turn, too bad. You sit on floor for rest of year. This is the greatness of communism.

  Sam Sylvia : BOOOOO!

  [crowd boos at Ruth] 

  Bash : Yeah, boo!

  Ruth Wilder : [Russian accent]  Okay, okay. I know why you boo. Because so many cash register. At Patio Town, you never get to stand in line. In Soviet Union, line is like cocktail party. Where else you have conversation and KGB don't hear?

  [crowd laughs] 

  Patrick O'Towne : Here we go.

  [Patrick cuts the ribbon]