GLOW (TV Series)

Debbie Does Something (2017)

Jackie Tohn: Melanie Rosen

Quotes 

• [Melrose walks toward her room early morning when she is confronted by Cherry] 

  Cherry Bang : Good morning!

  Melanie Rosen : [whispers]  Fuck!

  [Melrose turns around] 

  Melanie Rosen : Morning! Just, uh, getting back from the gym here. It's an early workout.

  Cherry Bang : Right. 'Cause that's a workout bustier.

  Melanie Rosen : It's a new costume element I'm working on. You know, as soon as you need to break 'em in. 'Cause they're very, very... they're tight.

  Cherry Bang : Look, Rosen. That white girl bullshit might work on teachers and cops, but not me.

  Melanie Rosen : Uh, Rosen?

  Cherry Bang : This is your last warning. You break curfew again, you're fired.

  Melanie Rosen : Look, are we still doing this whole Louis Gossett Jr., Richard Gere thing? Come on. 'Cause I really don't see you up anybody else's asshole.

  Cherry Bang : Other people don't piss me off as much. And Sam put me in charge. I'm official now. So, deal with it, Rosen.

  [Cherry jogs off] 

  Melanie Rosen : Fucking anti-Semite.

• [Stacey takes a quick smoke from a pipe] 

  Stacey Beswick : This will be my masterpiece.

  Dawn Rivecca : Okay, I can't wait.

  Stacey Beswick : All right.

  [Stacey picks up the phone and dials] 

  Stacey Beswick : Hello? Yes, is this Melanie Rosen?

  Melanie Rosen : Yeah?

  Stacey Beswick : Melanie Danielle Rosen?

  Melanie Rosen : Mm-hmm.

  Stacey Beswick : Yes, this is Lisa from Dr. Goldberg's office. We have your test results. You have AIDS... in your butt.

  Melanie Rosen : Oh, my God. Really? Because I was just in my really good friends Dawn and Stacey's room, and suddenly, out of nowhere, I started bleeding right out of my butt. And the only way I could get it to stop was to was by shoving both of their toothbrushes into my anus!

  [Melrose hangs up and storms out of her room] 

  Melanie Rosen : Get a life, you fucking hags!

  [walks back into her room] 

  Melanie Rosen : How does everyone know my fucking real name?

  Jenny Chey : I don't know.

  Melanie Rosen : What are you doing?

  Jenny Chey : My hair.

  Melanie Rosen : For who?

  Jenny Chey : For me. Self-esteem. Hello?

  Melanie Rosen : I can't look at you anymore. Any, any of you. I gotta get the fuck out of here.

  Jenny Chey : We could go out, but we have to be back by ten.

  Melanie Rosen : Fuck!

• [Melrose picks up the phone, suspecting another prank call by Dawn and Stacey] 

  Melanie Rosen : Fucking cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!

  Justine Biagi : Hi, it's Justine.

  Melanie Rosen : Oh, hey. What do you want?

  Justine Biagi : I wanted to see if you'd split a pizza.

  Melanie Rosen : Again? Dude, why do you keep ordering pizza?

• [Melrose inserts coins in soda machine, but the soda bottle is jammed] 

  Melanie Rosen : Fuck my mother in her fucking cunt! I'm thirsty! Fuck you!

  [Melrose notices Debbie and Carmen all dressed up] 

  Melanie Rosen : What are you looking at?

  [Debbie and Carmen walk away] 

  Melanie Rosen : Oh, you guys are friends now? That's cute. Are you guys going out? 'Cause Cherry's gonna have a shit fit if you guys aren't back by curfew.

  Debbie Eagan : Tell.

  Melanie Rosen : Can I come?

• Carmen Wade : My brother said he's super nice.

  [Carmen knocks on Steel Horse's door. Steel Horse opens the door] 

  Carmen Wade : Hi, Dale. I'm Carmen, Tom and Kurt's little sister.

  Steel Horse : Oh, right. Sure.

  Carmen Wade : We just wanted to come back and tell you how amazing that was. Um, these are my friends. Melanie...

  Melanie Rosen : Melrose. Melrose. Hi, it's a pleasure.

  [Melrose shakes hands with Steel Horse] 

  Carmen Wade : And Debbie.

  Debbie Eagan : Hi.

  [Debbie shakes hands with Steel Horse, but he pauses and looks at her] 

  Steel Horse : You're Laura Morgan. From Paradise Cove.

  Debbie Eagan : Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. I mean, I was.

  Steel Horse : I can't believe I'm meeting you. I'm a huge fan.

  Debbie Eagan : You watch soaps?

  Steel Horse : Yeah. It's where we get all our best ideas from. But I have to say, new Laura can't act for shit.

  [Debbie laughs] 

• Steel Horse : I sell it, but he's the one with the real strength, the real craft. That's how it is with the bad guys. They're craftsmen.

  Debbie Eagan : You mean the heel.

  Steel Horse : Superfan over here. Yeah. The heel makes the face. Rick has been making me look good for years.

  Debbie Eagan : That's a good friend.

  Steel Horse : We're not friends. You don't have to be friends to wrestle. It's like... an unspoken language. I look at him like this, he looks at me like that. And we know what's gonna go down. Because that's a partnership, you know? We don't like each other, but we make each other better. Shit in the ring, it's just entertainment. But there's gotta be something there that's real. That's what makes it work. That's what makes it hit you. Right... here.

  [Steel horse places his hand on Debbie's chest] 

  Melanie Rosen : Debbie? It's getting late.

  Steel Horse : It's cool. You probably gotta go home to your boyfriend or your husband or whatever.

  Debbie Eagan : Uh, you know what? I am actually recently separated, so...

  Steel Horse : Oh.

  Debbie Eagan : Mm-hmm.

  Melanie Rosen : Debbie, don't make me be the rules person. I'm not emotionally equipped for it.

  Debbie Eagan : You know what? Why don't you just, just, uh... just take my car.

  Carmen Wade : Are you sure?

  Debbie Eagan : I'll, I'll take a cab. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  Melanie Rosen : Fantastic. Bye.

  Carmen Wade : If Cherry finds out.

  Debbie Eagan : You know, I'll deal with Cherry. Bye.

  Carmen Wade : [waving at Steel Horse]  Thanks for having us.

  Debbie Eagan : Yeah, yeah. Bye.

  [Melrose and Carmen leave the dressing room] 

  Steel Horse : Separated?

  Debbie Eagan : Yeah.

  Steel Horse : I feel bad for your husband.

  Debbie Eagan : Really? 'Cause I don't give a shit.