Roy Haylock: Richard Martinez, Bianca Del Rio
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Quotes
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Richard Martinez : Aren't you the one who got caught having sex with a high school student, Miss First?
Deborah Ward : He looked legal... from the waist down.
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Bianca Del Rio : I'm fuckin' this cat. You just hold the legs. Got it?
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Richard Martinez : He's cute.
Rex : When we get back to the hotel, remind me to go down to the basement and find your standards.
Richard Martinez : Standards? Coming from you? You're the one that found the sex offender registry and thought it was a dating site.
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Bianca Del Rio : [trying to get a rise out of Rex] Now focus, or I swear to God I will fist you like a muppet!
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Bianca Del Rio : Now, make sure no one's coming, 'cause I gotta take a huge dump, and, boy, is it gonna stink!
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Wise-Ass Teen : Isn't Spudnik Russian for potato?
Richard Martinez : Well, actually, "Sputnik" was launched in 1957. You remember that year - that was the year that your grandmother slept with her uncle and gave birth to your dad-cousin.
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Stephen : Why are you still here?
Richard Martinez : Well, someone has to teach these inbred twats that the world is older than... those pants.
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Katya : Shut up! They'll hear you.
Richard Martinez : What? Are the police still around?
Katya : No, the rats. Your screech is like a God-damned mating call.
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Richard Martinez : I wouldn't touch her. She's like a vending machine full of STDs.
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Richard Martinez : [visiting Rex in a Russian prison] And what are you gonna do if they send you to Siberia and make you eat someone to stay alive?
Rex : Is he hot?
Richard Martinez : Focus!
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Bianca Del Rio : [entering a Russian prison] I really like what you've done with the place. It's so drab.
Russian Door Guard : That's the radiation. We have leaky pipe. Watch step.
