- Vince Vermin: It's so creepy down here, cobwebby, dusty and full of old rubbish. It's like being inside Timmy Mallett's head.
- Joe Potato: I feel like a new potato. What could possibly spoil our happines now?
- Radio Newscaster: This: the vegetable police are on the lookout for a hit and run potato who left a motorbiking tomato severely squashed earlier this episode. The criminal is described as roundish, brownish and lumpish, sort of potato-y, really.