Charlie Wright: Rodrick Heffley
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Manny Heffley : I'm texting.
Susan Heffley : Oh, no. No devices on this trip.
Greg : What do you mean?
Susan Heffley : This is an unplugged road trip. No phones. No iPads. No internet.
Rodrick Heffley : What?
Susan Heffley : Just family time. The only connecting we're gonna do is with each other. Everyone, hand over your devices.
Greg : You tricked us!
Greg : This is totally not cool.
Greg : Kids at school get way more screen time than I do!
Rodrick Heffley : I'm not giving up my phone.
Greg : Yeah! If he's not givin' up his phone, I'm not givin' up mine.
Rodrick Heffley : If he's not giving up, I'm not giving up. Who do you think you are bossing us around?
Greg : You want me to read. I'm reading text! What's the difference?
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[first lines]
Greg : Do we have to come to Corny's? This place is for babies.
Rodrick Heffley : Then you fit right in, Greggy.
Susan Heffley : It's not a place for babies, it's a place for family-style dining. Right, Frank?
Frank Heffley : That's right. And the buffet's all-you-can-eat, so take advantage.
Rowley : Thanks for inviting me, Mr. and Mrs. Heffley. I hear the ball pit is super deep!
