- [last lines]
- The Doctor: [talking to the vault] Look, I know you miss it all. But I'm stuck here too, you know. We're both prisoners. So what do you say, dinner? And I've got a new story for you, too. There's a haunted house and wood lice from space. And lots of young people get eaten.
- [an up-tempo piano version of "Pop Goes the Weasel" comes from the vault]
- The Doctor: I'm coming in.
- [Für Elise is heard coming from the vault]
- Nardole: A piano? You've put a piano in there? Why?
- The Doctor: [dismissing him] Good night.
- Nardole: Oh, you don't learn, do you, sir?
- Paul: Bill, if you get scared in the night, you know where I am, yeah?
- Bill: What?
- Paul: Just if you need any er, of my help, or my whatever, you know?
- Bill: Yeah. Er, I get that you're into me, but, um, sorry, you're not my type. It's just, er I tend to go for girls, usually, so
- Paul: Oh. Oh, right! I was never in with a chance. Awesome!
- [extra scene]
- Landlord: Can you help her?
- The Doctor: Tell me what happens.
- Landlord: It was just before the war. Eliza was dying... nothing could be done... until these creatures saved her. At first, it was a miracle.
- The Doctor: And then, they needed food.
- Landlord: Twenty years later, the creatures grew dormant.
- Landlord: [voice cracking] Eliza was fading...
- Landlord: [chokes back a sob, composes, then continues] then a vagrant broke into the house, fell asleep, and the lice... absorbed him! I was horrified! But Eliza grew strong, and I realized what I had to do. It is regrettable, but nobody really misses the students. They're simply assumed to have run away.
- The Doctor: And you think your daughter is more important than all of them.
- Landlord: Yes, of course! At this moment, you're concerned about your granddaughter, and you would do whatever it took to keep the person you love from death, wouldn't you?
- The Doctor: Yes, I would.
- Landlord: Then you understand why I must take this course of action!
- The Doctor: Oh, I do. I would tear the sky apart. I would reduce the solar system to the tiniest cinder for anyone I love. But if I was about to do that, if I'd got to that point of desperation, then I would have one hope, one desire:
- Landlord: Yes?
- The Doctor: That someone would stop me.
- [extra scene]
- Bill: But yours is really different. Just feels... warmer.
- The Doctor: She won, got him under control. Some houses feel friendly, and some don't. Maybe now we know why.
- Bill: What do you mean?
- The Doctor: I assumed these Dryads were alien. Maybe they're not. Maybe they're everywhere. Every creak, every wall from this or worse. Oh!
- The Doctor: [whispering] I changed the title deeds. I'm getting rather good at that.
- [Bill giggles]
- The Doctor: Guess who owns the house now?
- Bill: Me?
- The Doctor: Better. Me.
- Bill: Time Lord and landlord, yeah?
- The Doctor: Yeah. Isn't that... awesome?