"The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson" McLean Stevenson/George Carlin/Martina Navratilova/Rita Reutter (TV Episode 1977) - McLean Stevenson as Self

McLean Stevenson : I went to Northwestern.

Johnny Carson : Well, that's a good - that's a nice school.

McLean Stevenson : Lousy football, but good mononucleosis and bad weather.
McLean Stevenson : [on attending Northwestern] Homecoming queen our first year was Paul Lynde.
McLean Stevenson : Between this and Hollywood Squares, you can learn a lot.
McLean Stevenson : Just 'til mid-February, you've won - you've made eighty-five thousand dollars?

Martina Navratilova : That's in, uh, five weeks.

McLean Stevenson : And you're not married?

Johnny Carson : ...Is your show in that much trouble?

McLean Stevenson : No... Seriously, though, I'll tell ya - it beats sellin' Allstate.

McLean Stevenson: Self