- Saltonstall: What if I told you, that our organization feels exactly the same way you do?
- Herr Starr: Like a 10-inch dick, I'd need to see it to believe it.
- Saltonstall: And maybe you shall. Tell me, are you Christian, Herr Starr?
- Herr Starr: Does it make a difference?
- Saltonstall: This is just the first step in our organization's rigorous screening process. Only the most deserving and, yes, pious candidates are considered.
- Herr Starr: Then I am very much a Christian.