- Eric Carter: [running after discovering a headless corpse in the gym] Gary! Gary! There's someone's body in the gym without a head!
- Gary Belter: [shocked] It's Todd's.
- Eric Carter: How do you know?
- Gary Belter: [still in shock] His head's in my locker!
- Gary Belter: I swear someone's trying to frame me
- Eric Carter: [sarcastically] No one's got any morals anymore
- Gary Belter: You said it
- Carol Crane: [on seeing an un-dead Johnny] God
- Johnny Grissom: [looks around] Where? I Don't See Him Here?
- Blind Bill: I know your voice when I hear it Johnny
- [whips out a pistol]
- Blind Bill: And I know a rotting corpse... when I smell it
- [opens fire]
- Carol Crane: What do you suggest we do? Stick him in a water filled barrel and send him over Niagara Falls?