- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: Did two fire dudes just drop into a warehouse full of fireworks?
- Phil Coulson: You had to see that coming.
- Holden Radcliffe: The point is, even though you may be feeling better, you suffered real, severe brain trauma.
- Leo Fitz: That said, we're gonna have to keep you a wee bit longer for further testing.
- Holden Radcliffe: Just to track your movements before we release you.
- [May speaks Mandarin]
- Holden Radcliffe: Excuse me?
- Aida: Agent May says you can shove all your tests up your ass.
- Holden Radcliffe: Well, that's not very nice.
- Phil Coulson: It's good to see you back in fighting form.
- Melinda May: Dying takes a lot out of you.
- Phil Coulson: I've heard. We should start a club, get some t-shirts made up.
- Eli Morrow: Who the hell are you?
- Phil Coulson: Agent Phil Coulson. I'm with the Strategic Homeland and Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
- Eli Morrow: S.H.I.E.L.D.? Still a thing?
- Phil Coulson: We're making a comeback.
- Jemma Simmons: Whoever took this bullet out did an awful job.
- Daisy 'Skye' Johnson: I don't get an "A" for effort?
- Jemma Simmons: You haven't been to a proper doctor?
- Daisy 'Skye' Johnson: You're hard to get an appointment with.
- Holden Radcliffe: I would like to thank you again, Agent May, for all your help.
- Leo Fitz: Yeah, we know the tests were obnoxious enough to make you want to hit someone. Just glad that person wasn't me.
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: [Talking about the Car he and Coulson are chasing] Can't be a standard Magnum under the hood. That's got to be at least a 426 Hemi!
- Phil Coulson: Can we appreciate his car later?
- Phil Coulson: [after the drag race is over] I get to keep his car now, right? Isn't that how this works?
- Melinda May: [after Aida has translated May's Chinese comment] You speak Chinese? Where are you from?
- Aida: Most of me is Chinese.