- Sophia Marlowe: You don't think I can afford it because I'm a woman?
- Yuri: You're not woman, you're girl.
- Sophia Marlowe: There are many metrics by which girls become women, and I meet all them, dude. I get my period. I can join the Coast Guard. I legally enter the Stoli vodka website. Though there is a clever hack for that. When they ask you to put in the year that you were born, all you have to do is...
- Yuri: Okay. You talk too much, like woman.
- Bettina: Is no one going to ask me about my date with a billionaire last night?
- Sophia Marlowe: Go out with him again and make him buy me an office building.
- Bettina: Okay. I'll ask... Her.
- Sophia Marlowe: Oh, you own this place?
- Burt Coyote: I own the whole damn pier.
- Sophia Marlowe: Whoa. I think we just thought you were a retired pirate.
- Burt Coyote: Well, that's the cleaned-up version of my life. Now look, I never minded you guys taking pictures, but destruction of property is another matter. According to maritime law, I gotta break one of your legs.