The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)

Ricky Schroder/Lisa Eilbacher/Justin Wilson (1985)

Johnny Carson: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Johnny Carson : Somebody said you met a girl once at a movie and you exchanged numbers or something? What, what was that about?

  Ricky Schroder : Oh, well, I met this little- I met this girl, she's only eleven, but...

  Johnny Carson : That's, hoo...

  Ricky Schroder : Listen, listen...

  Johnny Carson : That's slammer city.

• Johnny Carson : I am not hosting the Oscars this year - I'm doing a more pleasurable task. I'm having root canal work.

• Johnny Carson : [showing a photo of women playing alpenhorns]  Disney Studios, for example, brought us this sequel called "Pinocchio's Daughters" - a story about two girls whose noses grow a half inch every time they say, "This is my first time."