The Magicians (TV Series)

The Flying Forest (2017)

Alessandro Juliani: Sawbones

Quotes 

• Sawbones : [about Penny's hands]  Those are the most accursed things I've ever smelled. They must be removed posthaste. How did they become cursed?

  William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Uh, some guy, this - this valet type of dude at Chatwin's Torrent.

  Sawbones : [Fearful]  The River Watcher.

  William 'Penny' Adiyodi : You know him?

  Sawbones : I'm sorry. I-I can't help you.

  William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Dude, just chop 'em off and give me some magic wooden shit like you did Quentin.

  Sawbones : I'm a surgeon. I can't risk the curse spreading to my own hands. The River Watcher. He's mercurial and dangerous. You erred greatly in offending him, Penny.

  [Poops] 

  William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Did you - - Are you shitting?