- Kent Davison: Murman's leading by more votes than there are people in the country.
- Ben Cafferty: Yeah, maybe he's bussing them in from Chicago.
- Jonah Ryan: Why couldn't you have gotten me on an international election-watching trip to Hawaii?
- Kent Davison: Hawaii is rightfully a monarchy and will be again.
- Minna Häkkinen: He has the soul of a poet.
- Selina Meyer: Yeah, that and a car with a sunroof could've bought you my virginity in '83.
- Minna Häkkinen: You were 22.
- Selina Meyer: No, I was 15 in 1983.
- Minna Häkkinen: Right.
- Selina Meyer: Well, I was, Minna.
- Minna Häkkinen: Right. That's great.