- Lisa: Entidiement? I thought this family meeting was about reducing the carbon footprint of my College Fund?
- Homer: Done and Done.
- Lisa: Wait, Wait! Why is it so easy?
- Homer: Moving on!
- Lisa: Oh, Man.
- Homer: I thought your mother was gonna tell us that Grandpa died.
- Abe: [Camera pans over to Abe] Well, the meeting ain't over yet!
- Homer: Marge, before you go cuckoo with cleanliness and through everything out ; Think of the kids.
- [beat]
- Homer: The kids working in overseas places to make this crap!
- Marge: It's time for it to go. Coaster, thank you for your service.
- [dumps it in trash]
- Abe: No-one ever make me when I was in the Service! All I got was a pack of cigarraettes and a College Education.
- Lisa: [Walks into the Comic store to drop off some dolls] Goodbye, Businesswoman Malibu Stacy, Plus-Size Malibu Stacy and Non-Gender-Normative Malibu Stacy. Your attempts to enter the 21st Century brought joy to no-one. Are they worth anything?
- Comic Book Guy: Oh, I'm afraid not, No.
- Lisa: Take 'em.
- [as soon as she leaves, Comic Book Guy puts a $100 price tag on Businesswoman Stacy]
- Lisa: Aha!
- Comic Book Guy: [sarcastically] Oh, right. Because up until now, I've been a great guy.
- Marge Simpson: If you don't find a home for that pig, I'm going to withhold...
- Homer Simpson: [cuts her off] No, whatever you're going to withhold... anything but that!