Hap and Leonard (TV Series)
Pie a la Mojo (2017)
James Purefoy: Hap Collins
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Quotes
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Hap Collins : [nursing Florida his jaw where punched him] I hurt. Hurt real bad. You got a steak I can put on this?
Leonard Pine : [scoffs] Think I'd waste a steak on that face?
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Leonard Pine : I'm not eating lunch with this crazy bitch; we don't need her nonsense, Hap.
Hap Collins : She could be a blessing in disguise.
Leonard Pine : She stole your car; did you forget that?
Hap Collins : I didn't.
Leonard Pine : Yeah, she sold it to a chop shop.
Hap Collins : She needed the money!
Leonard Pine : For a boob job!
Hap Collins : Well I was never gonna see that car naked, now was I?
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Leonard Pine : I tell ya, have you seen anybody around here that don't look like a damn serial killer?
Hap Collins : Besides that horse?
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Hap Collins : What I'm doing here - what I'm trying to do here is important. It's probably the most important thing I've ever done in my life.
Judy Punch : Who're you kidding?
Hap Collins : Not myself. Not anymore.
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Hap Collins : We're looking for someone who might be a little freaky.
Judy Punch : I'm not enough for you, Hap?
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Florida Grange : Give him some credit, Hap!
Hap Collins : He ain't earned that!
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Hap Collins : You're lovely, Judy. You're weird, but lovely.