- Michael Strahan: I'm looking at your shirt. Your shirt says, "All bark, no bite." And I say, "My ass." You have a lot of bite and you we're undressing me and I had on a full suit. I felt the heat, Chelsea.
- Chelsea Handler - Hostess: I already know what you look like naked. I was not undressing you with my eyes.
- Chelsea Handler - Hostess: You should embrace your shortcomings.
- Norman Reedus: I know. I do. Trust me, the list is very long.
- Shiri Appleby: Can you say "fuck"?
- Constance Zimmer: You can say "fuck" on this show, which is really exciting.
- Shiri Appleby: Constance!