- Sharon Raydor: That is not a good surprise.
- Fritz Howard: The alternative would've been Winnie Davis. Just come with me, Captain... if I can still call you that for the next minute or so.
- Andy Flynn: Hey, Provenza. I've been doing some thinking.
- Louie Provenza: Are you in pain?
- Andy Flynn: No, I... Oh, very funny.
- Cristian Ortiz: I got me two new phones. Well... only one with me. The other one is showing up where I planted it. Over there with you guys. Gotta love these phone-tracking apps. Good luck finding it.
- Commander Leo Mason: Fortunately, Commander Raydor, I think you're up to the job.
- Sharon Raydor: Commander?
- Commander Leo Mason: Welcome to the top brass.
- Andy Flynn: He doesn't just want revenge on his wife. He wants to screw the entire LAPD, too, the way we screwed him.
- Andy Flynn: LAPD! Freeze, asshole! Lose the phone and get on your knees now!
- Cristian Ortiz: Or what? You'll shoot? I'm unarmed.
- Andy Flynn: Yeah, well, you're a big guy, and I feel threatened.
- Sharon Raydor: Andy, what are you doing over there?
- Andy Flynn: It... it's just a walk across the street. And I'm the only guy this asshole didn't know.