- Robert Hanson: Guilt is nature's Adderall and shame is nature's cocaine. So, I'm riding kind of a stimulating cocktail right now.
- Sol Bergstein: [about Robert's mother] When has that woman ever made you feel better about anything? Does she still refer to me as "the loud, tall Jew at the law firm"?
- Robert Hanson: Only to distinguish you from the "slender, black one."