The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Doris Day/Rodney Dangerfield/Burt Mustin/Carol Wayne (1974)
Carol Wayne: Self - Announcer, Tea Time Matinee Lady
Quotes
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Carol Wayne : I'm not fond of animals.
Johnny Carson : [noting Doris Day's love of animals] I don't want to have a scratchout here tonight. Uh... uh - why is that?
Carol Wayne : I don't want anything to lick me that's not gonna marry me.
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Johnny Carson : I had a cast on for a while. You know what it was made out of?
Carol Wayne : Silly Putty.
Johnny Carson : ...That's better than what I got! I... I was gonna say plaster of Pomona, but Silly Putty is, uh - is a lot funnier... Don't do that anymore.
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Carol Wayne : My high school education has not gotten in my way. I'm smart!
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Art Fern : Do you have a sex problem that needs straightening out?
Tea Time Matinee Lady : I've never had a sex problem I couldn't straighten out.
Art Fern : I'm hip.