William Craft: The Fatbat, Bruce Wayne
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Quotes
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The Fatbat : I remember every detail: the Barista wore gray, you wore blue. You know I hate blue, it's an unlucky color. Your family did what now?
Silver St. Cloud : Yes. I put that dress away. When you accept it's time to stop dressing as a bat and fighting crime, I'll wear it again.
The Fatbat : Let's go back, your family paid for what?
Silver St. Cloud : Water under the bridge. Bruce I've missed you.
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Bozo : Are you fucking Crazy? What did you do to him? I made a deal with Gyoche Dent for that clowns life!
The Fatbat : Calm down, he's still alive. People now know who he is.
Aunt Miriam : Bruce, remember who you are, this is not needed. Leave him for the police.
Robin : Master Wayne this is not like you.
Bozo : You're a cruel man, I thought you were supposed to be a hero? You'll be arrested for this.
The Fatbat : I don't think so, were vigilantes and you clowns have torn this city to pieces. Ms. Dent told me about your deal. You're a good negotiator. I don;t make deals. How bout you Robin, could you make that deal?
Robin : Nope, we don't make deals.
The Fatbat : Aunt Miriam? Alfred?
Aunt Miriam : I don't negotiate. I just do the right thing, then no worries.
Alfred Pennyworth : No, Master Wayne. He's a very clever bloke.
The Fatbat : I agree. Damn good deal. Now I don't care about you getting awards, who gives a damn, I tried to retire, but you clowns decided to mess with my emotions. Anyway, I do have one question? When you go back to living as a normal person. Are you ever going to dress like a clown again?
Aunt Miriam : Makes me sick, A clown living as a real person.
The Fatbat : So, I mean if I had my way, you'd wear that make up for the rest of your life. But I'm aware that's not practical. I mean at some point you gotta take it off. So I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off.
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Zod : Human, you will not kill a son of Krypton.
The Fatbat : He's my friend. I would never hurt him. Our mothers had the same first name.
Ursa : We shall care for him human. Kryptonian care will restore him.
The Fatbat : That's best.
Ursa : I feel like his mother maybe in another lifetime, I could have been.
The Fatbat : Take him to the fortress. Contact me if you need anything. This Clown College is finished.
Mr. Super : Brucie... Finish them. I'll be fine. But if I die, don't bury me in Kansas and Metropolis in dual ceremonies, then have me wake up in a pine box. That's just bad story telling.
The Fatbat : You'll be fine Clark, and Zack Snyder has no input on this script.
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The Fatbat : You sick Bastards! I gave you too much credit, You're not Gods, you're not even human!
Harley Quinn : Fatbat! You're finished! Clowns attack!
The Fatbat : Is There no one else! None of you sick fucks, that can challenge me! Today You taste fear! Followed by Pain, a lot of Pain! Do yourself a favor stay down, you sick bastard.
The Joker : Hey fatass, I want to make you a deal.
The Fatbat : There are no pacts between, Lions and Clowns.
The Joker : Fine, now die.
The Fatbat : Bring it!
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Silver St. Cloud : Do you miss being the Fatbat?
The Fatbat : Yes, I do, But I am happy. I never thought I could be happy.
Silver St. Cloud : There is something we need to talk about...
The Fatbat : Look, I hardly ever watch those videos. I think Alfred downloaded them, then the names just intrigued me. I didn't know what a GILF was.
Silver St. Cloud : No, not that. It's about...
The Fatbat : Sorry I just need to eat more red meat, the doctor said take the pills and wait 20 minutes. And try do some more exercise.
Silver St. Cloud : Once again just let me finish... Bruce, that first night I met you in the club, it wasn't by chance. I made a deal with the devil to find you.
The Fatbat : The past doesn't matter. For instance if either of us ever participated in blow job contest, or was a fan of the New Kids, it's in the past. It doesn't matter.
Silver St. Cloud : I think it does.
The Fatbat : I was a freshman at Gotham State, all the guys in my fraternity were experimenting. But that's in the past.
Silver St. Cloud : What?
The Fatbat : New Kids, Milli Vanilli, it was a different time.
Silver St. Cloud : You are so innocent. That's part of the reason I love you.
The Fatbat : I love you too Silver. The only thing I could never forgive is if you made a deal with Joker and Harley.
