Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs? (2016)
David Hull: White Josh
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Quotes
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Darryl Whitefeather : Tell me I didn't just say hi to five of your exes.
White Josh : No, gross! Four, I would never date Paul.
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White Josh : What's your problem, dude?
Darryl Whitefeather : You have an older man fetish! All your boyfriends could have been in Cocoon! You know, you don't like a man until his Sandra Bullocks start dropping!
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White Josh : What number muffin is that for today? I feel like every time I'm in here, you're piling another one down the hatch.
Rebecca Bunch : Yeah well, you're in here a lot because, we get it, you and Darryl are *in love.*
White Josh : Oh, yeah. We don't say that to each other. I haven't met his daughter yet, so.
Rebecca Bunch : An insecurity? Me likey. You know what's good for when you feel insecure?
[Rebecca grins and offers him a muffin]
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Darryl Whitefeather : Okay look, when I saw all those Pat Sajacks that you'd been with, I just felt so ordinary and old! But you know, these are my own insecurities, I don't expect you to understand.
White Josh : Why not? You think you're the only one with insecurities?
Darryl Whitefeather : Come on, when I see your abs, I definitely do.
