- Oswald Cobblepot: Why aren't you playing with the other children?
- Shane: What if they don't like me?
- Oswald Cobblepot: Well, how would you ever know if you don't give it a try? And if they don't like you, wait for them to turn their back's and push them down the stair's.
- Isabella: You struggle to regain me when I'm lost... you struggle to obtain me. What am I?
- Edward Nygma: Time.
- James Gordon: I'm happy.
- Valerie Vale: Of course you are,you get to drink scotch all day and have sex with me.
- Leslie Thompkins: you and Jim are made for each other.
- Valerie Vale: Thanks.
- Leslie Thompkins: It's not a compliment.
- Jervis Tetch: Choose.
- James Gordon: No, I won't choose.
- Jervis Tetch: You will, you will, you'll certainly spill!
- Edward Nygma: Good morning, Mayor Cobblepot.
- Oswald Cobblepot: Good morning to you, my chief of staff.
- Edward Nygma: Here are your schedules for the day.
- [handing him two manila folders]
- Edward Nygma: This covers your duties as mayor, and this as kingpin of the underworld.
- James Gordon: [on the phone] This is about your sister, isn't it? In your addled brain, you blame me for what happened to her.
- Jervis Tetch: Don't you talk about her!
- James Gordon: I got to know her, Jervis. She was a good person. That's why she hated you. Why she died trying to get away from you. You want revenge, kill yourself.
- Oswald Cobblepot: What a beautiful morning. Sun is shining, birds are singing.
- [sighs]
- Oswald Cobblepot: They say that fortune favors the brave.
- [last lines]
- Leslie Thompkins: [in the hospital hallway] Mario's a great doctor, she'll pull through.
- James Gordon: Lee, about what I said...
- Leslie Thompkins: Jim. Not now.