Gotham (TV Series)

Mad City: Burn the Witch (2016)

Erin Richards: Barbara Kean

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Quotes 

• [Jim Gordon walks into Barbara Kean's bar] 

  Barbara Kean : [Barb smiles uncontrollably]  Oh... my... God.

  James Gordon : Hello, Barbara.

  Barbara Kean : 'Hello, Barbara'? Is that all I get?

  James Gordon : [Gordon hesitates]  How you been?

  Barbara Kean : [Barbara smiles]  Oh. How've I been? Well, see for yourself. I mean, it's no art gallery, but there's less chance of me dying of boredom.

• [Barbara Kean meets Valerie Vale] 

  Barbara Kean : How's Lee?

  James Gordon : We're not together.

  Barbara Kean : No. I thought by now you would've chased her down, put a ring on it. Did you dump her? Oh, I bet you dumped her, didn't you? You're such a heartbreaker.

  Valerie Vale : I feel like I walked into something.

  Barbara Kean : [Barb turns to Valerie]  'Cause you did. Who are you?

  Valerie Vale : Valerie Vale. I work for The Gazette. We're working on a project.

  Barbara Kean : [Barb whispers]  I bet. She your new girlfriend?

  James Gordon : No.

  Valerie Vale : No.

  [Barb chuckles] 

• [Valerie Vale remembers Barbara Kean from the papers] 

  Valerie Vale : Oh, wait, I remember this. You kidnapped him and his girlfriend, held them hostage in a church. Aren't you supposed to be in Arkham?

  Barbara Kean : I was, but turns out I'm totally sane. Got a paper proving it.

  Valerie Vale : Yeah. Signed by Hugo Strange.

• [Barbara Kean offers Selina Kyle's whereabouts to Jim Gordon but only for a kiss] 

  James Gordon : Selina, have you seen her?

  Barbara Kean : [Barb leans into Jim Gordon]  A kiss. That's my price.

  Valerie Vale : Is she serious? Are-are you serious?

  Valerie Vale : [Valerie whispers behind Gordon]  Do it.

  James Gordon : [Gordon pauses before backing away]  Never mind.

  Barbara Kean : [Barb sighs]  You're honestly no fun.

• [Barbara Kean tells Jim Gordon that she had a dream about him] 

  Barbara Kean : Jim. I had a dream about you the other night. You were in this horrible accident, and you lost both of your legs, and then I had to push you around in a giant baby carriage.

  James Gordon : Good seeing you, Barbara.