- Jay: Hey, speaking of loud, obnoxious, miserable, tiresome, worn-out, and old, we should really give Mr. Plinkett a visit! See if that cow's still milkable.
- Mike: Mmmm. I think I know what you mean: you want to squeeze on his old tits to see if any milk comes out so that we can sell it on the street corner.
- Mike: The most talented screenwriter in the world could possibly make some story out of this. Either way, it's a mess. It's a big mess. They didn't need Wonder Woman... they didn't need any component of this!... other than the freak show of Batman versus Superman which got everybody into the circus tent.