Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
Cats & Dogs (2016)
Rob Walker: Commentator #1, Jeff Goldblum
Quotes
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[in the movie, Butch is voiced by Alec Baldwin]
Nostalgia Critic : Ideal casting having Alec Baldwin play a bitch.
[suddenly, a whistle is heard blowing, while a yellow card is thrown at him and the audience yells in anger]
Nostalgia Critic : Oh, come on! Come on!
[a referee steps up]
Referee : Flag. Doing a review, too easy a joke. Replay last line. Critic has to say something nice about the movie.
[the referee leaves, leaving a frustrated Critic to think about what to do]
Commentator #1 : Man, this is a real tough break for the Critic.
Commentator #2 : Uh, I hear you, Frank. But if you look at the replay, he clearly took too obvious a stab at an easily unlikable actor.
Commentator #1 : Right you are, Ken.
Commentator #2 : Oh, it looks like he's going to try and say something positive about the film.
Nostalgia Critic : At least it's not "Santa Paws"?
[the referee returns with his arms raised in the air]
Commentator #1 : And it is good! It works! The review can continue!