The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Positive Negative Reaction (2016)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Penny Hofstadter : [Penny's phone dings] Oh, it's Leonard. He says Sheldon's drunk and they're going to do karaoke if we want to join them.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : That sounds fun.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [Amy's phone dings] Oh no. Sheldon's drunk texting me.
Penny Hofstadter : What's it say?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Would you like to sing karaoke with us.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : How's that a drunk text?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, he used a period instead of a question mark; he's so wasted.
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[last lines]
Penny Hofstadter : That was such a fun night.
Leonard Hofstadter : Probably cause you got to see your man up there rocking the mike.
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah, yeah. I was a little surprised when you decided to beat box.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, that was really an asthma attack; I just sold it.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, I am so happy for Howard and Bernadette.
Leonard Hofstadter : Me too. So, you ever think about it?
Penny Hofstadter : Babies? I'm not in a rush, but someday, yeah, sure. What about you?
Leonard Hofstadter : I think we'd make amazing parents.
Sheldon Cooper : Will you guys keep it down?
[Sheldon is sprawled on the couch, a beard, moustache, glasses and Harry Potter scar drawn on his face]
Penny Hofstadter : On the other hand, we might lack a certain maturity.
[She picks up a magic marker]
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Penny Hofstadter : You're not going to get fat. You're going to be beautiful and glowing and-and have the cutest little baby bump ever.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Easy for you to say, skinny bitch! Sorry, hormones.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, that's all right. All I heard was 'skinny'.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Hey, let's go do something to get your mind off this.
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah, yeah, we should go out.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Where?
Penny Hofstadter : Uh, I don't know, a bar?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Can't drink.
Penny Hofstadter : We can, but all right.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Are you hungry? How about that sushi place you love?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Doctor said I can't have sushi.
Penny Hofstadter : Okay, look, we don't have to go anywhere. We can just, you know, stay here and hang out in the hot tub.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Doctor said I can't go in the hot tub.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Maybe you should get a new doctor.
[Awkward pause]
Amy Farrah Fowler : What, he said you can't laugh either?
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Penny Hofstadter : You get to buy toys and little clothes.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I kind of already do that for Howie.