The comedy segment features Johnny as a senator from South Carolina making a speech, following the start of C-SPAN live broadcasting; he is playing to the cameras with numerous one-liners and other gags. Billy Crystal talks about his current projects, including his upcoming HBO special, where he can use more of his talents than he had in his former series "Soap". He then talks about watching odd events like dwarf tossing and small-town wrestling on his satellite dish. Finally, he discusses making his movie "Running Scared" in Chicago with Gregory Hines, and a clip from the film is shown. Arnold Schwarzenegger talks about his recent wedding, and the fact that the honeymoon was in the middle of filming "Predator" in Mexico. He says he works out every day. He talks about his new movie "Raw Deal", and the widespread comparisons between his career and Sylvester Stallone's; he notes that they sometimes work out at the same gym. Michael Ammar performs close-up magic for the other guests, using a lemon and a $100 dollar bill borrowed from Schwarzenegger.
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