- Amy Farrah Fowler: Since we're live, you'll finally be able to reach out to us with your flag thoughts and flag questions.
- Sheldon Cooper: Allow us to answer a few quick ones that we get all the time. Um uh, yes, I really am a doctor. Uh, yes, she really is my girlfriend.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: And no, I just blink a lot; it's not Morse code for rescue me.
- Leonard Hofstadter: A lot of attitude from the woman who thought MC squared was a rapper.
- Penny Hofstadter: Is that a smart thing to say on a holiday that's basically National Sex Night?
- Leonard Hofstadter: I'm sorry, you're pretty, I'm stupid.
- Sheldon Cooper: Raj, I'm sorry you're suffering. When Amy and I were broken up, I also suffered. And this may sound surprising, but I'm grateful for having gone through it.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Really?
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes. I believe our relationship now is stronger than ever.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: So do I.
- Sheldon Cooper: When we were apart, I learned how important you are to me.
- [last lines]
- Sheldon Cooper: Did you know the singular of confetti is confetto?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Interesting. And when would you use the singular?
- Sheldon Cooper: I'm glad you asked. Amy, you have a confetto in your nose.
- [she rubs her nose]
- Sheldon Cooper: No no no no. Other side.
- [she rubs the other side]
- Sheldon Cooper: There you go.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Howie, this is just your hypochondria.
- Howard Wolowitz: When I sat on the mute button and thought I'd gone deaf, that was my hypochondria.
- Sheldon Cooper: Please. All comments and questions should be flag-related.
- Barry Kripke: All wight. Is my pole fwag-wewated?
- Sheldon Cooper: I don't see why not.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Look, I know you both feel bad about being alone, but sometimes the best thing you can do is take a little time for yourself, especially when you just got out of a relationship.
- Sheldon Cooper: Speaking of ending relationships, when British Honduras became Belize, they designed a new flag with a tree on it, and I would like to hang myself from that tree.
- [first lines]
- Sheldon Cooper: Gentlemen.
- Leonard Hofstadter, Raj Koothrappali, Howard Wolowitz: [muttter] Hello.
- Sheldon Cooper: If any of you are looking for something to to on Valentine's Day, Amy and I'll be streaming our first ever *live* episode of Fun with Flags. You're welcome to join us as we celebrate the timeless love affair between wind and flapping fabric.
- Sheldon Cooper: Penny and I have dinner reservations that night, but any other time no.
- Howard Wolowitz: Sorry. Bernie and I are breaking in the new hot tub, if you know what I mean.
- Sheldon Cooper: Not a clue. Raj?
- Raj Koothrappali: Spending Valentine's Day with Emily.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Don't sound very excited about it.
- Raj Koothrappali: Oh, I am, I am. I gue- I guess I'm still wondering if Emily and I are right for each other.
- Howard Wolowitz: Does this have to do with that girl you had coffee with?
- Raj Koothrappali: You mean the strong, sexy angel I can't stop thinking about? Who can say?
- Howard Wolowitz: You've been talking about breaking up with Emily forever; why don't you just do it already?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Just get it over with.
- Raj Koothrappali: You say it like it's easy. Have any one of you ever broken up with anyone?
- [long pause]
- Howard Wolowitz: No.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Not really.
- Sheldon Cooper: Yeah, uh, once I ordered an Uber by accident; I just got in and went somewhere.
- Sheldon Cooper: [about his live 'Fun with Flags' show] I hope people will be around to watch even though it's Valentine's day.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: People who are fans of an internet show about flags, trust me they're around.