The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Valentino Submergence (2016)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
Quotes
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Gentlemen.
Leonard Hofstadter , Raj Koothrappali , Howard Wolowitz : [muttter] Hello.
Sheldon Cooper : If any of you are looking for something to to on Valentine's Day, Amy and I'll be streaming our first ever *live* episode of Fun with Flags. You're welcome to join us as we celebrate the timeless love affair between wind and flapping fabric.
Sheldon Cooper : Penny and I have dinner reservations that night, but any other time no.
Howard Wolowitz : Sorry. Bernie and I are breaking in the new hot tub, if you know what I mean.
Sheldon Cooper : Not a clue. Raj?
Raj Koothrappali : Spending Valentine's Day with Emily.
Leonard Hofstadter : Don't sound very excited about it.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, I am, I am. I gue- I guess I'm still wondering if Emily and I are right for each other.
Howard Wolowitz : Does this have to do with that girl you had coffee with?
Raj Koothrappali : You mean the strong, sexy angel I can't stop thinking about? Who can say?
Howard Wolowitz : You've been talking about breaking up with Emily forever; why don't you just do it already?
Leonard Hofstadter : Just get it over with.
Raj Koothrappali : You say it like it's easy. Have any one of you ever broken up with anyone?
[long pause]
Howard Wolowitz : No.
Leonard Hofstadter : Not really.
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, uh, once I ordered an Uber by accident; I just got in and went somewhere.