The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Valentino Submergence (2016)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

Quotes 

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Since we're live, you'll finally be able to reach out to us with your flag thoughts and flag questions.

  Sheldon Cooper : Allow us to answer a few quick ones that we get all the time. Um uh, yes, I really am a doctor. Uh, yes, she really is my girlfriend.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : And no, I just blink a lot; it's not Morse code for rescue me.

• Sheldon Cooper : Raj, I'm sorry you're suffering. When Amy and I were broken up, I also suffered. And this may sound surprising, but I'm grateful for having gone through it.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Really?

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes. I believe our relationship now is stronger than ever.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : So do I.

  Sheldon Cooper : When we were apart, I learned how important you are to me.

• [last lines] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Did you know the singular of confetti is confetto?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Interesting. And when would you use the singular?

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm glad you asked. Amy, you have a confetto in your nose.

  [she rubs her nose] 

  Sheldon Cooper : No no no no. Other side.

  [she rubs the other side] 

  Sheldon Cooper : There you go.

• Sheldon Cooper : Please. All comments and questions should be flag-related.

  Barry Kripke : All wight. Is my pole fwag-wewated?

  Sheldon Cooper : I don't see why not.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Look, I know you both feel bad about being alone, but sometimes the best thing you can do is take a little time for yourself, especially when you just got out of a relationship.

  Sheldon Cooper : Speaking of ending relationships, when British Honduras became Belize, they designed a new flag with a tree on it, and I would like to hang myself from that tree.

• [first lines] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Gentlemen.

  Leonard Hofstadter , Raj Koothrappali , Howard Wolowitz : [muttter]  Hello.

  Sheldon Cooper : If any of you are looking for something to to on Valentine's Day, Amy and I'll be streaming our first ever *live* episode of Fun with Flags. You're welcome to join us as we celebrate the timeless love affair between wind and flapping fabric.

  Sheldon Cooper : Penny and I have dinner reservations that night, but any other time no.

  Howard Wolowitz : Sorry. Bernie and I are breaking in the new hot tub, if you know what I mean.

  Sheldon Cooper : Not a clue. Raj?

  Raj Koothrappali : Spending Valentine's Day with Emily.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Don't sound very excited about it.

  Raj Koothrappali : Oh, I am, I am. I gue- I guess I'm still wondering if Emily and I are right for each other.

  Howard Wolowitz : Does this have to do with that girl you had coffee with?

  Raj Koothrappali : You mean the strong, sexy angel I can't stop thinking about? Who can say?

  Howard Wolowitz : You've been talking about breaking up with Emily forever; why don't you just do it already?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Just get it over with.

  Raj Koothrappali : You say it like it's easy. Have any one of you ever broken up with anyone?

  [long pause] 

  Howard Wolowitz : No.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Not really.

  Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, uh, once I ordered an Uber by accident; I just got in and went somewhere.

• Sheldon Cooper : [about his live 'Fun with Flags' show]  I hope people will be around to watch even though it's Valentine's day.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : People who are fans of an internet show about flags, trust me they're around.