- Mary Jane Paul: [to Lee] Look at your cute little nekkid ass.
- Lee Truitt: Don't you mean naked?
- Mary Jane Paul: No. Naked is when you don't have any clothes on. Nekkid is when you don't have any clothes on and you're up to no good.
- Kara Lynch: If Garrett wants "Mary Jane vs Rhonda", then we're going to make sure you come out looking like the heroine and not the villain.
- Mary Jane Paul: [to Lee] So what's in it for you?
- Lee Truitt: The answer to a riddle. A complicated American woman. My complicated American woman.
- Kara Lynch: [to Mary Jane] You know what, I totally get your fascination with her because every time you talk, all I hear is your cliche little Post-It notes.
- Mary Jane Paul: You just don't get it.
- Kara Lynch: I'm not a black woman?
- Lee Truitt: [to Mary Jane] So naked means exposed, baring your soul for all to see.
- Mary Jane Paul: You're supposed to be funny, not philosophical.
- Lee Truitt: Have you not seen Louis CK? Put your clothes on.
- Mary Jane Paul: What? Where we going?
- Lee Truitt: We are going to get you naked.